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Twitter Things

• All sunglasses are cool this has never not been true 1 day ago
• I clicked on one of those links to find out about the one crazy trick porn stars use. Turns out they just take daily flintstones vitamins. 1 day ago
• Come on who's hiding the vids of adult lions being reunited with their early human caretakers only to attack without hesitation 1 day ago
• Writing a tweet to a celeb and then deleting it is the new edging 1 day ago
• I'm a lack of control freak 6 days ago